my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
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I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch
We’re all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves
supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time
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you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup
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i went to the dentist today and at first the blood pressure cuff wasn’t working so i said “sorry, i must have left all my blood at home” to the hygienist because i am at heart a middle-aged dad apparently, and she must not have heard me correctly because all she said was “oh, that’s okay! it happens!” but like, with complete sincerity
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I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me “two limes and a lemon… Anything could happen”
A Prophecy
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the fact that they wrote “yugioh” in the magic the gathering font
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